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Elizabeth. 23. Wife, Mother, Daughter, Sister, Friend <3

thedarklordkeisha:

Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.

classy-kate:

This planner ALMOST makes me excited for school! 😍 #lillypulitzer #lillypulitzeragenda

classy-kate:

This planner ALMOST makes me excited for school! 😍 #lillypulitzer #lillypulitzeragenda

parteira:

me too chris me too

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

lauralittlex:

i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem

vinkunwildflowerqueen:

reinedeboheme:

lexieloveyoulikeacupcake:

When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlook for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

how to shade, with class.

Julie Andrews is the queen of everything

backdoorteenmom:

harryhickey:

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

aljohnsonwrites:

Top - Hoop, week ‘20-something’. I couldn’t go to class last week as I was still getting over the awful flu I had. But I made it back this week, and this was ‘Peter Pan Arabesque’. I need to roll forward with my hips more, but there’s a ‘fear factor’ in play here.

Bottom - Silks - week 5? I don’t know what this is called, and I was spinning round like a whirling dervish as my friend tried to take this picture, so it’s not the best. I like the knot-work though, it’s quite soothing on the back.

paws-and-bisous:

I feel this show on an emotional level. I guess every European/American couple does.

coffeeandcastiel:

austriea:

man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

write a book

mistress-maya:

disneylicious-art:

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I can’t even describe how much I love these!!!

darkest-fallen-angel:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

Slow down satan