Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Top - Hoop, week ‘20-something’. I couldn’t go to class last week as I was still getting over the awful flu I had. But I made it back this week, and this was ‘Peter Pan Arabesque’. I need to roll forward with my hips more, but there’s a ‘fear factor’ in play here.
Bottom - Silks - week 5? I don’t know what this is called, and I was spinning round like a whirling dervish as my friend tried to take this picture, so it’s not the best. I like the knot-work though, it’s quite soothing on the back.
man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.
when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out